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Wednesday, February 20th, 2002
2:40 pm
[scorpionmars]
I feel like sharing..

A lot of people might have read this already, but those of you who haven't, it is *so* good! Not done yet, and she's a bit slow posting new chapters, but the ones that are there are worth the wait!

While The Ring Went South--By Thundera Tiger

Current Mood: bored

(Worship LOTR)

Tuesday, February 19th, 2002
5:44 pm
[scorpionmars]
The Icon Thing!

Here...take it or leave it...

Grrr...

Laura

Current Mood: bitchy

(Worship LOTR)

Monday, February 18th, 2002
10:16 pm
[scorpionmars]
46/50

I am *STRIDER*!!!

Ultimate LotR Trivia Quiz

Laura

(Worship LOTR)

9:03 pm
[scorpionmars]
Request to *every* *single* community I belong to--

I need a good picture for an icon that will go along with the caption, "How *YOU* doin'?"

Not, like Joey from 'Friends' pix. Just...something that would be cute to put it with!

Thanks a ton!

Laura

Current Mood: artistic

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Saturday, February 16th, 2002
7:53 pm
[scorpionmars]
Just wanted to let ppl know that *I* didn't write that cute little list on what the Fellowship *wouldn't* say. I got it in an email and thought it was adorable.

I just feel bad cause everyone is giving *me* credit, and someone else wrote it.

Laura

(Worship LOTR)

Friday, February 15th, 2002
10:20 pm
[scorpionmars]
Look!!!

Saruman's turned Gandalf into a HAMSTER!!!




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Saruman's turned Gandalf into a HAMSTER!!!

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9:08 pm
[scorpionmars]
MUG OF BEER!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you the

HOBBIT DRINKING SONG LYRICS (as heard by me, along with my looking over the words to the songs in the book and figuring out which words they *didn't* change.)

Hey! Ho! To the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall, and wind may blow
But there'll still beeeeee....
Many miles to go!

Oh sweet is the sound of the falling rain
And the brook that leaps from hill to plain!
But sweeter than rain or bumbling brook
THERE'S A MUG OF BEER INSIDE THIS TOOK!

http://www.herr-der-ringe-film.de/hdr/media/videos/mug_of_beer.mp3

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1:43 pm
[kitiara_s]
Huzzah! I knew it!
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You're a lion all over -- strong, maybe sporty, definitely brave and noble. You hate seeing injustice or unfairness, and you've got the guts to fight against them both. Your enemies had better watch out -- you're not afraid to take them on!
Get Sorted!
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Current Mood: happy

(Worship LOTR)

9:55 am
[kitiara_s]
Did you know?
On ebay you can buy the one ring in 24K for $100.

I was tempted.....reeaaaaall tempted!

Current Mood: anxious

(Worship LOTR)

Thursday, February 14th, 2002
7:58 pm
[scorpionmars]
You, uh, don't absolutely *hate* these things, right? With the exception of that one person...

I just want to share the wealth! Get a good laugh! ::whimpers:: *Please* put away the flaming torches and pitchforks!


Things the LOTR Cast Would Never Say

Aragorn: (looking in mirror) Is that a ZIT?!

Gimli: I think Im gay.

Legolas: Oooowwiieee! Lego got a booboo!

Legolas: (shaking butt at Gimli) Wootsie-wootsie-woo! (in taunting voice)

Boromir: So explain again WHY I would want an all-powerful ring?

Gandalf: Does this hat make my nose look big? Does this robe make my butt look fat?

Legolas: Does this bow fade out my eyes?

Gandalf: I think Ill try being gay today.

Gimli: So who wants to play leapfrog?

Frodo: Screw the ring! I wanna get drunk!

Saruman: (for scene after the Seeing Stone gives him orders) Gosh, theres an awful draft in here!

Saruman: I SEE YOU IN MY PAPERWEIGHT!!

Sauron: I said I was sorry!

Aragorn: My main goal in life is to become a homemaker. Or, if I cant find a suitable mate, transvestite will certainly do.

Sauron: Now WHERE did I put those DUCKY JAMMIES?!?!

Pippin: (after attacking Urak-Hai) Now that you mention it, Merry, I dont think theyre teddy bears.
Merry: Well, its a little late NOW, Pippin!

Urak-Hai: (during any battle scene) MOMMY!!!

Gimli: (stamps foot in a huff) I am so DIRTY!

Elrond: Okay, who took the razor? You KNOW I shave my legs every Wednesday!

Legolas: Eeeew, blood!

Arwen: Screw you, Aragorn! Im eloping with Legolas!

Galadriel: Colgate Total really keeps your teeth white! And it protects from cram residue for twelve hours straight!

Boromir: (with three arrows protruding from chest) So, Aragorn, how do like my new look?

Boromir: SCREW Gondor! SCREW the White City! I wanna get drunk with Frodo!

Galadriel: (on phone) Hello, Playboy? How do I apply for a modeling job?

Frodo: I hate you, Sam!
Sam: I hate you, Frodo!

Merry: Oh, nothing, Im just trying to get in touch with my feminine side.

Pippin: Starting now, Im on a diet!

Orcs: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb!

Black Riders: Let us leap and frolic!

Merry: (after having been captured by the Orcs; singing) I got to admit its gettin better gettin better all the time! (Yknow, the Phillips ad song)

Pippin: (after having been captured by the Orcs; singing) Nobody knows the trouble Ive seen

Sauron: (during battle scene) Wait! Stop! I lost my contact!

Gimli: And then Barbie says to Malibu Stacy

Legolas: Who let the dogs out? Whoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo hoo!

Legolas: (singing) Im to sexy fo ma shirt! (rips shirt off) ~authors note: we wish~

Legolas: Im so cute in my elf jammies!

Gandalf: Hey, Balrog! Nah nah nah boo boo! Oh, shit

Legolas: Really? You mean elves are immortal?

Pippin: I hate beer, too.

Aragorn: I need a shave.

Aragorn: Im scared of clowns

Orlando Bloom: No, I will NOT shake my butt and say, Wootsie-wootsie-woo! for ten bucks! Security!

Legolas: I am Count Dracula! Vootsie-vootsie-voo!

Gandalf: Co-Co Puffs goooooooooood

Sauron: Now whered I put my exfoliating, moisturizing, peach-scented bubble bath?

Frodo: (in Mordor) Dammit! Were missing the Superbowl!

Black Rider: Ha! I have pointy shoes and you dont!

Legolas: What do you mean I have pointy ears?! Is that some kind of insult?!

Boromir: Getting into Mordor? Pfff! Piece o cake!

Legolas: Oooh! Another waterfall! I can do a Pocahontas dive!

Elrond: I wanna be a Smurf.

Pippin: Awwww, cute little baby orc.

Gandalf: (in sing-song voice) Pippins an idiot! Pippins an idiot!

Galadriel: Oooh, hes got a nice butt!

Galadriel: Oh, do shut up!

Galadriel: If the quest should fail, absolutely nothing bad would happen to anybody.

Frodo: Hmmm maybe I shouldnt offer the ring to everyone I meet.

Frodo: Sam, you cant swim!
Sam: Yes, I can! Oh, wait, youre right

Sauron: (Frodo is holding out the ring ~ AGAIN ~ and talking to Sam; Sauron sneaks up behind them) YOINK! (snatches ring)

Legolas: (hops about singing the Pink Panther theme music)

Legolas: (pretending to be asleep (w/eyes open as is the way of the elves) and notices Frodo staring at him) mmmmBOO!
Frodo: Aaaack!

Gandalf: Spiffy!

Gimli: Nifty.

Gandalf: Rainbow Brite! Seeeee the shining light! Cuz Im gonna take ya to the Rainbow Briiiiiiite! Starlight flies riiiiiight before your eyes! And rainbow colors will cheer you uuuuuup! Maaaaaagic light! Gonna take ya for a ride! Maaaaaagic light! Gonna take ya for a ride!

Saruman: What a spiffy/nifty lil ring.

Saruman: Not now! Im late for my manicure appointment!

Gandalf: (to Saruman) You big wuss!

Gandalf: Go ahead, these stairs look strong enough.

Gimli: Awwww, I wuv ooo, Wegowas!

Sauron: (looking in mirror) Is that a big metal ZIT?!

Aragorn: Yknow what? Lets just give up the whole quest idea and see if we cant find a Dairy Queen.

Frodo: Maybe I should just give the ring to Gandalf and join the pom squad or something.

Frodo: Happy birthday, Sam! I got you a ring!

Gandalf: (to Saruman, shaking his butt) Wootsie-wootsie-woo!

Gandalf: (as Saruman is spinning him around on the floor) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Aragorn: Oooh! Candy! But (gasp!), alas! The ancient Clown Demon guards it!

Gandalf: Have you ever noticed how my eyebrows connect to my hair?

Saruman: Whats the point of having an all-powerful ring if I cant even get a date?!

Aragorn: Me-sa Jar-Jar Binks! Who-sa you-sa?

Pippin: I honestly didnt do it.

Bilbo: WAZZUUUUUP?! (this ones for OaTmEaLfAiRy)

Frodo: (looking into Galadriel's mirror) Is my nose really that big?

Current Mood: bored

(1 Blessed | Worship LOTR)

3:12 pm
[kitiara_s]
So not happy!
Grrr

Don't you just hate people who break promises?! I was SUPPOSED to be seeing LOTR on saturday for my 4th time. My friend lets me know now she can't make it. Am I sad to go see it on my own?

My little heart was all broken!

Current Mood: aggravated

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Monday, February 11th, 2002
9:31 pm
[scorpionmars]
Queen of the Crossposts!! Mwahahaha!!!
*g*

This is what I'm going to do some day! I WILL DO IT!! ALL SHALL LOVE MY ACTION FIGURES AND DESPAIR!!

Laura

MonkeeGirl4077: If I bought those Merry and Pip action figures, I'd go over the edge. I'd be like Jack on Will and Grace with his Cher doll...

"Did you just call them *toys*!?!?! Okay, *Barbie*, just back off before I release a can of Pippin whump-ass on you!" ::waves Pippin threateningly::

I'd be sitting at school, playing with them during class. ::high little scottish voice:: 'ello, Merry, do you want to go into Farmer Maggots crop and have him weild his sickle at us?

::Cute little English accent:: Of course, Pippin! I need a new carrot. I broke my old one!

::Teacher:: Uh...Laura...do you need to call home?

::Still as Merry, waving him around:: Don't insult my intelligence!! ::whips out tooth-pick sized sword and waves it around manically::

::Throws Pippin at the teacher with a cute little war-cry::

::Pip hits the teacher and falls on the floor::

::Merry:: PIPPIN!!! NOOOOOOO!!! ::Jumps out of desk (making Merry climb down the leg of it to reach the floor) and makes him cross over the him:: PIPPIN!!!! AHHH!!! WHY? TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!

::entire class backs out of the door slowly::

::whips out Aragorn action figure:: WE MUST GET HIM TO MY HO!

Er....I mean....Arwen.

Current Mood: creative

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8:14 pm
[scorpionmars]
Sorry 'bout crosspostings...such thing as too many LotR communites? Nah...
New Year's Resolutions for LOTR characters:

Aragorn: I will wash my hair

Legolas: I will stop being the subject of practically every romantic fanfic on the Net

Boromir: I will know when to give up and die

Gandalf: I will tell people about danger /before/ it comes, not after

Arwen: I will stop looking so darned good in long dresses

Horses in the ford: We will not earn money by getting jobs in Guiness adverts

Troll: I will not get part-time jobs in 'Harry Potter' or 'Monsters Inc'

Black Riders: We will feed our horses Tunes because their throats are so sore.

Isildur: I will stick to the plot of the book and not be selfish, so I will only take one of Sauron's fingers, not the whole hand (sorry I took so long on that one, it's a subject I feel very strongly about - IS GOLLUM GONNA CUT OFF FRODO'S WHOLE HAND THEN MR JACKSON? EH? EH?)

The Uruk Hai: We will get ourselves a new make-up artist

Aragorn: I will stop being a pyromanic

Elrond: I will get myself a new hair stylist

Arwen: I will keep my hands of Aragorn and let every other girl have a turn

Gollum: I will get myself a new PR advisor

Sam: I will learn how to swim

Gandalf: I will cut my hair

Gimli: I will get myself a new hairstyle

Gandalf: I will get myself a new look

Saruman: I will get a life

Frodo: I will learn how to do another facial expression other than my 'Look-at-me-I'm-so-cute-and-scared' one

Merry and Pippin: We will stop following Aragorn's example of being pyromaniacs

Balrog: I will quit smoking

Uruk Hai: We will stop having Marilin Manson as our role model

Leoglas: I will share my shampoo with the rest of the Fellowship (Ever noticed how Legolas's hair is always perfect, while the rest of them look like they haven't washed their's for days? *coughAragorncough*)

Elves: We will learn the meaning of the word 'masculine' and then take appropriate action

Current Mood: giggly

(Worship LOTR)

Sunday, February 10th, 2002
12:29 am
[scorpionmars]
Fellowship of The Protein/Power Bar!
((Sorry about crosspostings...))

MonkeeGirl4077: Oh! I still have another protien bar I haven't eaten! ::evil gleam in eyes::
NaquadaBlood: Don't let the Bar tempt you, Frodo.
MonkeeGirl4077: But it cannot stay in the Shire!
MonkeeGirl4077: I must eat it for the good of Middle-Earth!
NaquadaBlood: Eat it and the Dark Lord shall cover all the lands in a second creepy darkness!
MonkeeGirl4077: But the hearts of men are easily corrupted and Isilador kept the ring.
MonkeeGirl4077: Er...I mean, and I'm eating the protienbar!
MonkeeGirl4077: MWahahahahaha!
MonkeeGirl4077: But first I must spit out my gum.
NaquadaBlood: No! Cast it into the Fire!
MonkeeGirl4077: ALL SHALL LOVE MY PROTEIN BAR AND DESPAIR!!!
NaquadaBlood: ::despairs::
MonkeeGirl4077: ::Pippin-nod:: That's better.
MonkeeGirl4077: ::unwraps Protien Bar:: I cannot read the fiery ingredients. ::Cute doe-eyed Frodo look::
NaquadaBlood: AH! Give up the Power-Bar, she-elf!
MonkeeGirl4077: If you want it, come and claim it!!!
MonkeeGirl4077: ::Superiour girl-power look::
MonkeeGirl4077: Let us *use* the Power Bar for good!
NaquadaBlood: So you have elected the way of ... PAIN!!!
NaquadaBlood: Wait! Grr! RAWR!
MonkeeGirl4077: Urak-hai?
NaquadaBlood: Blurp Blurp! I'm the Cave Troll now, baby!!
NaquadaBlood: RAWR! Blurp! Gurgle!
MonkeeGirl4077: How about, "But you cannot *weild it*!"
MonkeeGirl4077: ::throws Gimli at cave troll in order to stop it and runs with the power bar::
NaquadaBlood: I will die before I see it in the hands of an elf! ::gets whacked by Gimli:: Oww... ::runs after Laura::
MonkeeGirl4077: ::Stops and turns around:: You shall not PASS!!! ::blinks:: Wait...you aren't trying to pass, are you? Uh...oops. ::runs some more::
NaquadaBlood: You will taste... Man FLESH! ((ew.. so perverted on so many levels. lets see.)) ..cause that happens to be what Power Bars are made of...
MonkeeGirl4077: Ewww....
NaquadaBlood: HA!
NaquadaBlood: </gimli>
MonkeeGirl4077: Strange how so many should suffer over so yummy a thing...::Evil, sneaky Boromir look::
NaquadaBlood: It could have been mine by a...
... ::can't remember rest of line so she jumps Laura:: Gimme!
MonkeeGirl4077: It's mine!! My one, my own, my precioussss....
NaquadaBlood: It's been called that before, but not by you...
MonkeeGirl4077: Well, usually I just call it 'Bob', but the occasion seemed...er...I mean...::throws Gandalf at Kate and runs again::
NaquadaBlood: Ow! A Big Grey Wizard With a Pointy Hat is on top of me! ::stuggles away:: Stop throwing Fellowship members at me! :::runs after her::
MonkeeGirl4077: You cannot weild it!!! ::Throws...:: Damn..out of non-cute Fellowship members!!! ::Stops short:: There is only one thing to do!!!
MonkeeGirl4077: ::Give the PowerBar to Pippin, who eats it::
NaquadaBlood: NOOOOOOO!!!! POWER-BAR!!!!
NaquadaBlood: ::flops onto rock and cries:::
MonkeeGirl4077: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MonkeeGirl4077: Pip: ::burps::
MonkeeGirl4077: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
NaquadaBlood: ::shakes fist::
MonkeeGirl4077: MWAHAHAHA!!!
MonkeeGirl4077: ::Blinks:: Yep...that was interesting.
NaquadaBlood: :D And fun.

Current Mood: creative

(1 Blessed | Worship LOTR)

Friday, February 8th, 2002
2:42 pm
[kitiara_s]
Quick update
Hey Guys

I am loving the LOTR C.D. fab....good walking music.

Also saw the pics of Harry P chamber of secrets. Somehow Kenneth Brannagh is not how I imagined Lockhart to be! I dunno...I just see him differently!

8 days til I see LOTR again! HUZZAH!

Loves and Hobbity Happy thoughts
Kit
xxx

Current Mood: bouncy

(2 Blessed | Worship LOTR)

Thursday, February 7th, 2002
1:12 am
[c4c]
Hello.
I'm new.

*points at userpic*

*really stupid smile*

'Nuff said. *g*

Current Mood: awake

(1 Blessed | Worship LOTR)

Tuesday, January 29th, 2002
12:05 am
[scorpionmars]
::BIG STUPID GRIN::
Once again, I'll say it: I LOVE THIS ICON!!!

Isn't it cute? Don't ya just want to poke it and hear him say "Woo-hoo!" like the Pilsbury Dough boy?

Heehee....sugar rocks!

Laura

Current Mood: giggly

(Worship LOTR)

Monday, January 28th, 2002
9:00 am
[entwinedangels]
Just a passing note, everyone seems happy, we have 11 members, my friends, eleven!!!! ( which looks and sounds alot like elven
Ginny Weasley, am I the only one obsessed with her?




Current Mood: awake

(2 Blessed | Worship LOTR)

Saturday, January 26th, 2002
10:34 pm
[kitiara_s]
All the life of an obsessee
Thought about LOTR all day......Bad thing

Bought related products today.....Good thing

Today I purchased the soundtrack (for my dance choreography of course!!!), a calender for 1 (yes that amazed me also) and a lovely poster of the fellowship.

:o) Much happiness is now in my life!

(4 Blessed | Worship LOTR)

Friday, January 25th, 2002
3:15 pm
[thegreatvoodini]
hullo all
I'm knew. My name's Voodoo! I love LOTR, Aragorn and Merry being my faves! Whoever keeps posting the Elijah Wood picks, where are you getting them? I noticed Dominic in the most recent one... just curious! Thanks!
*Voodoo

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